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Snackin’ Slow, Livin’ Fast – Funny Sloth Fries T-Shirt | Sloths Having Snacks Collection

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Snackin’ Slow, Livin’ Fast – Funny Sloth Fries T-Shirt | Sloths Having Snacks Collection

Catch me loungin’ at light speed.
From our Sloths Having Snacks Collection, this tee features the ultimate contradiction: a chill sloth rocking shades, lounging in a pile of fries, and living life on their own slow-motion terms. With the slogan “Snackin’ Slow, Livin’ Fast,” this shirt is all about low effort, high reward.

Great for snack lovers, fry fanatics, or anyone whose idea of rebellion is skipping the to-do list and ordering extra carbs.

🍟 Why You’ll Love It:

  • Iconic Design: Sunglass-wearing sloth buried in fries with a bold, funny slogan

  • Classic Comfort: Printed on the Gildan 64000 – soft, durable, and ready for laid-back days

  • Unisex Fit: A relaxed tee that suits snackers of all shapes and sizes

  • Available in 3 Colors: Grey, Green, and White for a cool, crisp backdrop

  • Fun Gift Idea: Perfect for lazy weekend warriors, fry lovers, or certified chillers

🍟 Fast food. Slow sloth.
Add it to your cart and break the speed limit of comfort.

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  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
  • Regular fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.